Whatup, traveler! Check your ego at the door and have a seat, because here at Ban the Planet, egos don't jibe with our vibe. BTP was founded by one great, powerful juggernaut of a man with a tremulous budget and a vision of great things to come.

We are here to supply you with original tees to floss as you see fit. All designs are 100% street certified. However, understand that BTP makes no guarantee as to our sense of purpose, nor that we have any concept what we're doing. Don't set your expectations too high, and we'll be all over it.

But enough wordplay, hustler. Hop on board the intergalactic freight train to badassville - assuming you've got what it takes to roll there - because, damnit, that's where we're headed.